Hierophant's Love Pad

Testing Testing

2009-02-27T15:24:30Z

XD I guess I'm still young... not only at heart but in my ears? lol - hit by shoe-

Soooo Myspace, no?

2008-10-13T04:30:31Z

I just got done spending a wonderful weekend with Jennsy, we hung around Indy, tho I wish I could have been able to go all the way to her home and hung around there, hopefully I'll get some of that next month <3

I know I always get sappy when I talk about her...and I can't help it, she mean so much to me... just knowing I can see her at the end of the day gets me through some of the most tedious things you could imagine.

Knowing she'll be there for me when I'm not feeling all that well is enough to lift my spirits and she knows I'll be there for her because nothing means more to me than to see her happy.

I know you're reading this Jennsy and you don't have to say anything, I just want you to know that I love you more than I could ever say, and I'll continue to say it, and continue to love every day, every kiss and every touch you'll ever give me. Thank you for being mine, and putting up with me <3

LOL XD

2008-09-27T01:35:11Z

MIracle post ( Meme XD)

2008-09-23T21:12:47Z

XD It just seemed like a fun meme to do, so I'm stealing it and doing it <3

Ten things to say to ten different people:

1. I wish you'd see what I see when I look at you
2. I hope someday you will no longer need other people to provide you with what your life lacks.
3. I have no ill will towards you, but I no longer respect you.
4. You are the shit XD <3
5. How can you even like someone like me?
6. I can't shake the feeling that you resent me, and yet you act as if you think I'm awesome.
7. I was so hung up on the things you did wrong that I could never see all the things I was doing wrong as well. I never appreciated you for the great friend you are.
8. I couldn't have asked for a better friend than you ( applies to more than one person ^^ )
9. I can never understand you ( XD I can't go into much detail on this one. It applies to more than 1 person)
10. You never gave me the benefit of a doubt.

XD I swear I'm not full of spite, but " LOL I Love you" on every post wasn't going to cut it.

Nine things about yourself:

1. I am mexican - hatdance- XD
2. I can be a bit of an asshole.
3. I tease people on a regular basis for my own amusement.( sometimes I can get a bit too heavy handed)
4. I care too much about my appearance sometimes ( XD LOL Shallow? )
5. I can be very shy ...teehee?
6. I try to keep an open mind even to people I don't particularly care for.
7. I can curse like a sailor ( tho not to my girlfriend's face XD; )
8. I don't like most female vocalists, unless they're singing an upbeat song, and I never listen to many of those. XD;
9. I'm a filthy pervert.

Eight ways to win your heart:

1. talk to me XD <3
2. Don't try to impress me, if I like you I will be impressed just on the fact that you're an awesome person.
3. Be patient with me, please ;;
4. Have a good sense of humor
5. Be your self <3
6. Be playful XD?
7. Don't look at me like I'm insane...unless you're damn cute while at it.
8. -censored-

Seven things that cross your mind a lot:

1. Sex
2. What I'd like to be drawing
3. Music lyrics
4. Random animated sequences involving one or more characters I own/like
5. how to better handle my money ( I'm actually getting good at this one)
6. Job security
7. What I plan to do with my life

Six things you wish:

1. That I could live my life more freely
2. That Jenn was with me physically.
3. That I had enough money to help my self and other's out
4. That things will turn out for the best
5. that the economy will pick up again.
6. That everyone could tolerate each other 's differences.

Five fictional characters you find attractive:

1 Select Bleach girls: Inoue Orihime, Neliel Tu, Kukaku Shiba
2. Carmine from GOW XD he never takes off his mask...and I always imagine some overdue raep between him and Dom - pervert-
3. Senor Scout from TF2 XD Soldier/Scout = hot
4. Verm. XD How could I not?
5. Mai Shinarui...Mmm bouncy bouncy? ;D

Four people you want to complete this survey:

Me my self Eri and I

Three smileys that describe your life:

1. XD
2. o////o
3. >; D

Two things to do before you die:

1. ...enjoy my life XD Duh
2. Make all the people I love happy.

One confession:

1. I'm not as nice as people think I am, but I am a bleeding heart.

XD Well that took furevarrrr

Mine

2008-08-31T05:11:08Z

...What can I say? That I miss you? That I want you?...There's no way to describe how much I need you, how much I love you <3

knives_millions @ 2008-08-17T23:41:00

2008-08-18T03:45:33Z

I miss you, just like every day. I think of how your lips feel against mine, how warm you feel when you're in my arms and I feel like I should find a way to tell you how much I love you. Maybe I can't put it in words but till I can do better I will continue to post one of these songs for you. Because despite not being my words they ring true to my heart and what it feels for you <3

...Closer

2008-08-09T16:16:32Z

Always on my mind ;3

What I love...

2008-06-13T04:01:11Z

I've been meaning to write something like this for a while XD; It's silly...but it won't leave my mind.

I love to feel your lips on mine
I love to hear your voice
I love to lay in bed with you
And Love to hold you close

I love it when you say you're mine.
I love to say it too
I love the way you make me feel
My heart belongs to you

X3 There are so many other things that I love about you, but what I love the most my dear is that our love is true <3

You make me deliriously happy, beautiful <3

XD...Happiness Meme

2008-02-26T02:49:29Z

HAPPINESS MEME
List ten things that recently made you happy, then tag ten people to do the same.

1. Oh... I dunno, starts with a "Je" and ends with a "nn" XD

2. My brother/twin. He's retarded...we have stupidly random conversations that never fail to make me laugh " War Heelies".

3. My friends ( specially Sara, Ang, and Mara) XD sometimes I'm a douche to them...and am all distracted, regardless of this they have stuck with me through thick and thin and I respect and appreciate them. We have 'grown' together...you guys are awesome XD and despite random spats we've had...I realize that people like you all don't come around all that often, and that I'm lucky I met each and every one of you ^^. <3

I'm also thankful for being able to know quite a number of people in the IZ fandom XD...I may be an asshole at times...but we all have fun together and I think you guys are cool.( Yes I'm talking about you guys in the IABreakroom XD )

3. Work. I'm thankful for having a job XD; even if it's tiring at times...I'm just glad I can provide for my self, and >3 have money to buy stuff for the ones I love.

4.My pets ;;...they're my babies.

5.Being loved. Xd <3 I don't deserve it..but I have it, and I'm happy.

8.Straberries and cream.

9. Cooking. XD...Love to cook. Wash dishes..not so much

10. XBLA & TF2 =0 "They're going to have to glue you back together, In HELL!!!" XDDD

To the one I love ~<3

2008-02-15T03:50:20Z

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Happy Valentines Day, Darling ~<3

I love you so much, and I miss you...I can't stop thinking about you and us, but you already know that. You're always on my mind, the thought of you makes me smile. Even tho we're separated by quite a few miles I can feel my love for you growing every day because you're such a wonderful person, you make me want to be a better person too ~<3 for you and for my self.

I guess this is all old hat ;3 But I thought I'd remind you of it...because you mean so much to me and I just want you to know that I love you so very very much....hehe X3 - adds dorky music-

Sold my soul to the devil.

2008-02-14T02:49:53Z

XDDD Oh lawd, the evening shift manager ( Jenny ) called me today, just as I got back from work. she was all "Would you be interested in working from 5:00 to 8:00 today, and thursday?." XD I was going to say " Hells naw" XD but...they owe me PAID vacation time. SO I figure I'll work there for a few more weeks, take my vacations and then ask to be taken off the schedule for a while. ( in case anything should happen to the other job) XD Either way I don't get to see that douchebag Denis, so woot!

-excited to get paid- XD I thought I'd be so tired...but I'm not, I'm actually happy. I guess it's true what they say " The more you work the more energy you have" XDD it makes no sense...but god...I feel productive...I feel like I'm a functioning member of society...I feel like picking on emo kids and hippies and saying " Get a job, loser" XD Ok I dun feel like doing the last one...but it WOULD be hilarious XD

Now I can maybe get my own place, have Jenn over...that'd be a dream come true ;; I'd make her spend a week with me and treat her like my wifey <3 - retard- XD

I dream of Jenn-ie

2008-01-25T19:51:15Z

XD I think I'm going to start keeping track of my dreams...because they are cracktastic and vivid.

My dream today...Involved a festival of sorts (Rave included), Old narrow alleyways, and a flood.

I had dropped off Jenn there...cause I suppose it was something she wanted to attend...and I said " oh what the hell, I'll stick around till I need to go to work" So I was with her, somehow we got separated ( just like in another dream I had with her involved XD)...It was raining pretty hard, and as I wandered around I saw some pretty uniquely dressed people ( ravers?)suddenly ( through a miracle of nature) I knew that I was about to be late to work if I didn't head off. So I decided Jenn would be ok in whatever building she had snuck into till it was time for me to pick her up and decided to go...XD but then I forgot where I had parked and when I DID remember I completely went the wrong way got covered in mud ( while navigating the alleyways)...some random guy...an employee of...I dunno XD...the alleyways? LMAO he rinsed my feet off...and WTS I was wearing pantyhose and these really vintage looking shoes. After I finally made it to the end of the festival street...which seemed to end in a concrete pier ( XD I dunno why the hell there was a concrete pier there )I looked back and The festival had been overtaken by water from the massive lake it was facing. My last thought was "Jenn.." XD then I woke up. My dreams have gone haywire.

XD The funniest part about it was that I was wearing high heels and a skirt XD then pants and sneakers. I may have gotten a few Jenn smooches too ;3 but by the end of the dream I was stressing over not being able to find her and going the wrong way XD..then the car...LOL...it wasn't even my car...it was this blue astrovan my mom owns.

...all I have to say is W T F XD <3

And now for some " Dream interpretation"

The Flood ( which was oddly gentle)To see a gentle flood, indicates that your worries over a certain matter will be soon be swept away.

- I can only hope XD

The rain ( I got soaked...tho only my legs got wet..WTF XD ) To dream that you get wet from the rain, signifies that you will soon be cleansed from your troubles and problems. Rain also symbolizes fertility and renewal.

- Reeely...I like where this is going.

Being separated ( XD it's only happened twice, both times I was searching rather avidly ) You may be experiencing separation anxiety ( XDD LOL ). Alternatively, it indicates that you are feeling torn apart and divided. Your feelings are pulling you in opposite directions.

- Te extraňo ;;

The Festival/Market - I'm not sure if the market is signifies anything...I wasn't shopping around...so it served the purpose of a maze more than a market XD

Market Maze XD - To dream that you are in a maze, denotes that you need to deal with the task on hand at a more direct level. You are making the situation harder than it really is. Alternatively, the maze may symbolize your life and its twists and turns.

- XD Maybe...I'm making " I'm gay 8D" way too big a deal? XD

I really dunno how to interpret the festival...it wasn't really festive and I was more of an outsider than readily involved...tho I did meet some people and I told them I was looking for my 'friend' only to correct my self and tell them " My girlfriend" XD...I had a sense of pride about saying that.

...well that is all till the next cractastic dream XD.

Holy Shizzz - K.O. -I FELL ASLEEP!!! DX

2007-07-01T16:50:46Z

Oh my fuckeen god XD LOL....T_T I'm sorry Mara, Jenn & Rainey T___T; lol I fell asleep on you all XD;....I went BRB to get some tea, came back, took a few sips, and was out like a fucking light XD

I don't even know when I woke up, but it was light out XDDD and I only woke up because I almost fell off the chair XD oh lawd - sobs- you were all long gone apparently. So I just went to my actual bed XD;;;

Ok XD now I'm leaving, gonna take my family to the Zoo. -wink wink- I'll have some random video to put up here soon T______T

I miss you all!!! T______T -longs for-

and so does the Moth

Inner Moth: -sulklongingtouchesself-

...Summer cleaning XD?

2007-06-18T17:12:15Z

Ok XD so I'm going to clean this place up a bit XD, and make some more icons =0!!!! -hip thrust- XD....all changes will be due to that - bows and gets to it-

>3< Love to my darlings, who's journals I've not checked in a long while. and to my new LJ buddehz

Oh you know who you are -grin grin- <3 XD...I have the sickest urge to make a journal for IZocs stuff XD. Most of the time I won't post things on DA cause they start to seem like clutter, so maybe an LJ dedicated to this stuff wouldn't be that bad, just to archive my stuff there, I'd do it on a site but I'm too fecking lazy X3

DX which reminds me...of the sketch journal idea Jenn had...-would stalk that page- Either way XD ...er yeah changing journal.

XDD LOL

2007-03-30T02:21:11Z

XDDD Yeah...I know

=0 The Angie Doll XDDD

XD The Fi Doll

XDD The me doll...cause I always look ...insane?

XD and my brother...whom I call "Technical Support Jesus" XD

=0 I shall soon post my darrrling XD

XD just for kicks...-sucks-

The life of a sailor: The tale of a nerd

2007-03-26T19:10:28Z

First off...this post has nothign to do with the life of a sailor...

and second, I'm free!!! free from ZiM's random grasp upon my art...only to fall upon the equally green clutches of...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...XD I've always been a huge nerd when it comes to TMNT, ever since I was a kid, BD I used to think Raph was hot shit. He was my personal savior! XDD LOL well not exactly but he was my fave...come on, everyone loves the tough guy!...anyway XDD I remember drawing them in lined paper at school every day =0 and having all the kids go " Oh thats cool, you draw so good!" XDDD...some of my very first, if not my very first FanArt pics were of the turtles (specially Raph)

XD I used to be jealous of my cousin...because she had TMNT cut out decorations in her room ; _;...it was pirated merchandize ( which is why I couldn't get some XD she got the last ones at a market in mexico)...but I still wanted it...hell it never makes a difference when its something you really like XDD -dork-

Then when I got a bit older XDD...me and my bro started to buy action figures of them, LOL I still have one of Donny in my basement somewhere XDD...he's wearing a hat and trench coat...yeah it was "Playground Pedo Donatello" with flashing action? XDDD He probably came with candy or something XDDD...anyway.

Ah, and after all this years...I still find my self loving those smelly sewer mutants XDDD...who will remain teenage for ever...even if they don't sound like teenagers at all...specially in the new series...>>...hey and what the hell was up with that "Next Mutation" XD series LOL oh god...the plotline was so lame...It almost gave me a heart attack...and yet I can't get over the possibilities of a female turtle XDDD....cause I'm a terrible pervert that way, and I liked her character design..and some of her naivete...which kinda fell into my perverted thoughts. But beyond that XDD...she was pretty lame too...

=0 Ouh the videogames were cool tho XDDD...and the comics...the comics...the original was cool...never got around to reading the whole thing...XD the Archie comics version was ok at first...then it got lamer and lamer...XD...I specially hated that stupid floating cow head thing..I mean WTF? XDDD...-burns those- ...tho I guess the whole Raphael/Ninjara thing XDD...gave it some intereste...since I still liked Raph then...XD I think I was...15ish XD ...

Then wooosh my fandom for the tmnt took a back seat to DB & DBZ XD both of which I never finished watching. I never stopped being a turtle nerd tho XD...so my fanish ness has been renewed every time a new reincarnation popped up...that and when I read the original comic...which is why I am now a proudly retarded Leonardo fan XDDD LOL...I relate to him, the could be jealousy, the seeming regret, the duty and the logic XDDDD....I feel retarded for saying it...but I understand him now.

Also I'm not too ashamed to say, when the new series on fox started XDD..it gave me a reason go wake up a bit earlier on saturday...gay...perhaps XDD...shameful...NEVER!( tho I do feel a bit dorky about it XD)...tho when I started to work on saturdays that kinda went down the toilet...time to start buying DVDs XDDD

...which brings me to This weeken. My little sister, little brother, and I went to watch the movie, like good little nerd children we are, and I have to admit I got some good laughs XD...and for some random reason...I know nothing about, I noticed Mikey's eyes are blue XDDD...I guess it fits with the whole surfer dude theme...>> and now I wonder...what color are the other turtle's eyes XDDD Just cause I'm a curious (yet too lazy to find out) dork....and so...the morning after I realized...Hey I draw stuff....

I CAN DRAW TMNT AGAIN!!!!...it was the most retarded revelation I've ever had XDDD omg...now THAT is something I feel shame about. - runs away-...but the way I see it =D...atleast I have more skill now XD maybe I can do them a bit more justice...tho that is countered by the fact that I am a weird pervert...and I migh(more than likely) end up corrupting yet another part of my childhood, just like DBZ. XD

Woo! Bring it on sucka!

2007-02-21T20:07:58Z

XD I love the "cole rap" from Gears of war...infact I love him in the game too lol...even tho he's a stupid AI...who lets the locust(enemies) kill me while he just stands there...its still funny to have him around going "Yeah sucka" " Woo" and " Bring it on baby" XD...ahem anyway.

I have been informed by a secret source ( x3 ) that Naruto has started up again!...and I'm slightly tempted to watch...so I may be doing that later...or I may just take to eating chips off my chest while I play some more Gaylo, or Queers of War -eyebrow waggle- Only time will tell.

Other than that, I'm just posting here to keep my self busy before I go pick up my bro from school...and everyone wonders why I run out of gas...I mean its From house to work, to house, to work, to house, to school, to school (elementary school) then back home, then to work and back...I mean COME ON! its not hard to figure it out...and yet...I'm still bitched at over how little gas my tank has...I mean XD WTH!??!...oh and the trash in my car...I don't put it there!...but I get scolded for it...so yet again

Family - 1
Eri - 0

Someday...someday I'll get them and I'll be all

"SNAP! OWNDIZZLED!"

...and on a completely unrelated note...I love this layout! XD - apparently high-

Rumble Rumble SLAYER!

2007-02-19T13:24:32Z

I'm so...hungry...so hungry my stomach feels as if it's feeding on itself...yeah yeah I know XD been waiting to hear that....ahem anyway, random rant to follow.

I should really just name this journal "Eri's Online Escapades, GO!" because that's pretty much all I can think to talk about anymore. Work is boring as usual X)...tho I am pretty damn tired from it. But aren't we all?

I'm suddenly feelign like hanging about here and makign some more icons I've always ment to...but been to obsessed with other things to bother with...I shall see it as one of those "Make a wish" projects for terminally ill patients X)...tho the only illness here is of the mental variety.

BD...now...i fly away, onto glorious salvation/ugly icon making.

ZOOOOOOM...wait I mean

...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH !!!

Homogosh

2007-01-10T23:39:05Z

I...am alive -sparkle shine- and so...( as per usual ) I will update this for a few days and then completely forget about LJ later XD WOOO...now..lets get to it.

I finally have XBOX live -confeti rain-...T_T...It was teh best day ever ( well...two weeks ago when I got it) and I've finally managed to raise my level from 0 - 10...which is still nooblet like but XD either way I'm happy, since all I really do sometimes is...stand around shooting walls and following people only to be killed by them when I'm noticed. Wee X3

and now...to wait for Halo Wars -poofs away to do some Gears of War (dying)-

XD and just in case, my xbox live gametag is xX Hiero Xx

<333 X3

2006-07-26T18:29:52Z

Stalker - You know it baby

2006-05-24T02:34:30Z

Stole this from Senorita's LJ X3...it was just too good to pass up.

LJ stalking horror - a report by Uni_mara.

knives_millions is stalking Uni_mara
knives_millions’s REAL name :	Corrie Osler
knives_millions’s REAL DOB :	19th March 1984
Height :167 cm	Weight : 58.6 kg
knives_millions has dreamt about you :	28 times
knives_millions became interested in you :	19th July 2003
knives_millions’s latest dream about you
Uni_mara is awoken by the heavy breathing of knives_millions who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.
This is how knives_millions describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’ll be together forever. I know it. I can feel it in my heart. Thing’s have never been better between me and Uni_mara!’
knives_millions’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
knives_millions enjoys collecting Uni_mara’s dead pets for a living.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
knives_millions is considering having reconstructive surgery on their earlobes so that they are similar in appearance to your own.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I’d do anything for you. I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	22 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called knives_millions. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
knives_millions’s Police File
knives_millions poses no real threat to society at large, unless of course your name is Uni_mara. In that case, you are royally fucked.

Testimonies about knives_millions

gsyh - Spaced out junkie

‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill knives_millions!’

nukichan - Flaccid Pornstar

‘To be honest I think Uni_mara and knives_millions deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’

__unloved__girl - Slap-happy

‘I’ve known them both for a long time and I can safely say I’ve never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.’

Uni_mara <33333 *-*

~ Celestial Chimes ~...PR0N!!!

2006-05-19T15:15:48Z

Ahem...well XD I've been wanting to see Kisame/Itachi...=0 I could have found that!? XD Yeah but...what I wanted to see was feme-Itachi x3 - sniggles- so...its more like Kisame/Female Itachi...XD so I edited a hentai pic of Hinata-chan X)...and...voila?

...Hmm X3 this pic is not mine at all the only thing I did was change it slightly but...*-* Whomever the artist was...their linework and coloring ...not to mention the anatomy, are amazing. - swoon- XD...and now I got my own Kisame/...Kisame/Itako(?) fix.

Thats right Ita-chan...ride that shark...ride that shark good...

Warning: Mild Vulgarity Ahead

2006-05-18T17:26:25Z

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Itachi's ass!

You share your birthday with Itachi's ass!
When Itachi's ass is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
If you blow out all the candles on Itachi's ass with one breath, your wish will come true.
The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Itachi's ass.
If you cut Itachi's ass in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
Itachi's ass is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Itachi's ass.
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Itachi's ass.
Itachi's ass can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.
Abraham Lincoln, who invented Itachi's ass, was the only US president ever granted a patent.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kisame's penis!

Kisame's penis invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
Czar Paul I banished Kisame's penis to Siberia for marching out of step.
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Kisame's penis!
Kisame's penis once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
Kisame's penis is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
Kisame's penis is only six percent water.
Kisame's penisolatry is the mindless worship of Kisame's penis.
Over half of Americans are officially Kisame's penis!
Peanuts and Kisame's penis are beans.
An average beaver can cut down Kisame's penis every year.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hinata's pussy!

American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Hinata's pussy from each salad served in first class!
There are six towns named Hinata's pussy in the United States.
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Hinata's pussy!
Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Hinata's pussy.
About 100 people choke to death on Hinata's pussy each year!
Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Hinata's pussy into a volcano it would stop erupting.
A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Hinata's pussy!
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Hinata's pussy!
The horns of Hinata's pussy are made entirely from hair.
More people are killed by Hinata's pussy each year than die in aeroplane accidents.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Asuma's cock!

Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Asuma's cock.
Without Asuma's cock, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
The patron saint of Asuma's cock is Saint Eugenie.
You should always store Asuma's cock in an airtight container in the fridge!
During World War II, Americans tried to train Asuma's cock to drop bombs!
Asuma's cock has four noses.
New Zealand was the first place to allow Asuma's cock to vote.
Asuma's cock once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
Asuma's cock invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
All shrimp are born as Asuma's cock, but gradually mature into females!

Some funnier than others....but I was bored...XD and Hinata <333!!!

Bring shame to the family TODAY!!!

2006-05-18T16:59:41Z

Nothing really important to say...so I'll just say...

...The First thing that comes to mind...

If I was Kisame...I'd get off on fighting X3...LOL i can envision it now, panting harshly from the physical excertion and sporting a huge erection. Now tell me that would not be magical!!! I'd be getting off on their humiliation, but If the situation changed I'd be extremely pissed...T_T...why would they want to harsh up my boner!!?!...and then again it would be a challenge, and meeting up to that challenge...and overcoming it would bring forth an even more substantial high!

Now I wonder if Kisame gets off on fighting XD...He looks psychotic when He is, it looks like he enjoys it imensely...and he gets that 'intense' look of pleasure...it doesn't necessarily have to be sexual pleasure, XD but it looks like he's about to eat someone alive...Glad to see someone that enjoys their job...maybe a little more than they should...and thats why he would not make a good gynecologist...

Kisame...traveling gynecologist. He makes house calls...to the stars!

Itachi-a: Doctor...How does it look down there?
Kisame: It looks fine...but I think further examination is required.
Itachi-a:...the...taste test?!
Kisame: I hope you don't mind if I use my tongue.
Itachi-a: Aiie...doctor...harder! HARDER!!! -quiver, moan,sweat-

XD...ok enough of that, I'm seriously going insane here...god damn you pent up sexual energy!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!!!! -fist shake-

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...and because...I could not resist

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Beaners!

Beaners can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
Birds do not sleep in Beaners, though they may rest in them from time to time!
Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Beaners fighting underground.
Beaners are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Beaners.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Beaners.
If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Beaners would be as small as a pea!
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Beaners.
Beaners can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant.
The porpoise is second to Beaners as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
Beaners can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!

XD I love being a beaner!

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2006-05-17T00:35:07Z

Random entry, I sold out - gets ads on lj page-...that and suddenly this song seems like it speaks to me...I think I'm starting to feel like I relate too it, a little too much.

SoaD-"Roulette"

I have a problem that I cannot explain,
I have no reason why it should have been so plain,
Have no questions but I sure have excuse,
I lack the reason why I should be so confused,

I know, how I feel when I'm around you,
I don't know, how I feel when I'm around you,
Around you,

Left a message but it ain't a bit of use,
I have some pictures, the wild might be the deuce,
Today you saw, you saw me, you explained,
Playing the show and running down the plane,

I know, how I feel when I'm around you,
I don't know, how I feel when I'm around you,
I, I know, how I feel when I'm around you,
I don't know, how I feel when I'm around you,

Around you, Around you, Around you...

-listens to it and goes back to icon making- XD Now this comes in handy, WTF is going on!!!!