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If I was Kisame...I'd get off on fighting X3...LOL i can envision it now, panting harshly from the physical excertion and sporting a huge erection. Now tell me that would not be magical!!! I'd be getting off on their humiliation, but If the situation changed I'd be extremely pissed...T_T...why would they want to harsh up my boner!!?!...and then again it would be a challenge, and meeting up to that challenge...and overcoming it would bring forth an even more substantial high!
Now I wonder if Kisame gets off on fighting XD...He looks psychotic when He is, it looks like he enjoys it imensely...and he gets that 'intense' look of pleasure...it doesn't necessarily have to be sexual pleasure, XD but it looks like he's about to eat someone alive...Glad to see someone that enjoys their job...maybe a little more than they should...and thats why he would not make a good gynecologist...
Kisame...traveling gynecologist. He makes house calls...to the stars!
Itachi-a: Doctor...How does it look down there?
Kisame: It looks fine...but I think further examination is required.
Itachi-a:...the...taste test?!
Kisame: I hope you don't mind if I use my tongue.
Itachi-a: Aiie...doctor...harder! HARDER!!! -quiver, moan,sweat-
XD...ok enough of that, I'm seriously going insane here...god damn you pent up sexual energy!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!!!! -fist shake-
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...and because...I could not resist
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Beaners!
- Beaners can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
- Birds do not sleep in Beaners, though they may rest in them from time to time!
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Beaners fighting underground.
- Beaners are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Beaners.
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Beaners.
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Beaners would be as small as a pea!
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Beaners.
- Beaners can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant.
- The porpoise is second to Beaners as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- Beaners can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
XD I love being a beaner!
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